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While performing the act of defecating on the cellophane over your partner's mouth, a sudden tear accidentally forms and the log to..
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Hugging someone, namely a date in halfassed way as to tell them they are not interested in another date or possibly ever seeing that per..
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The act of being stuck on the toilet with diarrhea while simultaneously throwing up into a trash bucket.
"Boy it sucks that little..