Mental Floss

What is Mental Floss?


1.

1.

(noun) A length of sturdy wire inserted through one ear and out the opposite ear using a needle. The flosser then pulls the wire from side to side to eradicate brain farts from the cranium.

(verb) The act of giving or receiving a mental flossing.

2.

(noun) A perplexing problem or set of problems intended to diminish one’s intellect by exceeding their cerebral capacities.

(verb) Taking or administering a rigorous thinking challenge such as an exam.

1. Walter met his untimely demise when the copper wire accidentally poked an empty light bulb socket while performing his weekly mental floss.

2. It would’ve been dope if Matt Damon shit kicked that Harvard preppie guy instead of the mental floss he gave him in ‘Good Will Hunting.’

See doozie, ball breaker, whammy


88

Random Words:

1. A dick wagon. I'm on the Oregon trail, gonna hitch up an Elledge. See oregon trail, dick wagon, dick, elledge, madeline..
1. one who is extremely loved by most, though she dsnt always know it, those closest to her, care about her much more than she realises! o..
1. A mix between a shmohawk and a no talent ass clown, a putz who falls asleep at the dinner table and can't remember the names of his..