Mental Floss

What is Mental Floss?


1.

1.

(noun) A length of sturdy wire inserted through one ear and out the opposite ear using a needle. The flosser then pulls the wire from side to side to eradicate brain farts from the cranium.

(verb) The act of giving or receiving a mental flossing.

2.

(noun) A perplexing problem or set of problems intended to diminish one’s intellect by exceeding their cerebral capacities.

(verb) Taking or administering a rigorous thinking challenge such as an exam.

1. Walter met his untimely demise when the copper wire accidentally poked an empty light bulb socket while performing his weekly mental floss.

2. It would’ve been dope if Matt Damon shit kicked that Harvard preppie guy instead of the mental floss he gave him in ‘Good Will Hunting.’

See doozie, ball breaker, whammy


88

Random Words:

1. A lesbian who is both vegetarian and vagitarian. Makes for a tastier tuna time in bed. A lesbian is a vagatarian because she eats or l..
1. The art of taking a massive shit in a person's mouth then ramming it into their eyes and finishing the job off by shoving a turd up..
1. means "are you kidding me" I gotta be at work at 10 o'clock it's 11, are you flipping my bag?..