Mental Herpes

What is Mental Herpes?

Contracting herpeson the cerebral cortex which then leads you to have a dirty mind.

I'm getting Married to an Afhgan peasant with lilly feet and a servere case of mental herpes.

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Reverse Burglar

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Channel Surfing

1. The act of changing TV channels without finding a channel to stop on. Pressing the up or down button on the TV remote control while ho..

Aqua Foot Job

1. To play with a guys ball sack with your foot while in water "Last night I gave my boyfriend an Aqua Foot Job in the hot tub" ..

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