Mental Masterbation

What is Mental Masterbation?

Pondering philosophical questions, which may be enjoyable, yet are so removed from reality, or experience that they have no practical use.

Someone that thinks of far out 'what if' questions

Note- Not all philosophy is mental masterbation.

"Today we spent three hours mentally masterbating to Kant's critique of pure reason"

"I got a degree in mental masterbation!" someone graduating with a degree in rhetoric, philosophy, anthropolgy, multicultural studies, etc

See what if, contemplate, pointless, philosophy

Geekify

1. Become geekier or make something geeky. I needed to geekify so I purchased a new iPhone. See geek, geeky, computer science, nerd, dork..

La Dooche

1. someone who speaks french and is also a dooche bag man#1: your such a dooche bag just shut the hell up french guy: me do not know how ..

Clangabang

1. an act that after it happens you are pregent, not to be comfused with sex. i did not clangabang with matt on the bus. See wutang, oral..

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