Mental Masterbation

What is Mental Masterbation?

Pondering philosophical questions, which may be enjoyable, yet are so removed from reality, or experience that they have no practical use.

Someone that thinks of far out 'what if' questions

Note- Not all philosophy is mental masterbation.

"Today we spent three hours mentally masterbating to Kant's critique of pure reason"

"I got a degree in mental masterbation!" someone graduating with a degree in rhetoric, philosophy, anthropolgy, multicultural studies, etc

See what if, contemplate, pointless, philosophy

Anti Brusher

1. Somebody who really hates to brush their teeth or somebody who is incredibly dirtass. Dude your breath smells like shit, you need to st..

Seduxious

1. A person who seems to think that every time the meet someone new they will get layed. They think by saying " Hi I think your a very..

Make That Dog Sit

1. 1) expression used by men that states they can control their horniness. 1) Tommy was able to make that dog sit and told that bitch he d..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Mental Masterbation Edit Meaning