Mental Masterbation

What is Mental Masterbation?

Pondering philosophical questions, which may be enjoyable, yet are so removed from reality, or experience that they have no practical use.

Someone that thinks of far out 'what if' questions

Note- Not all philosophy is mental masterbation.

"Today we spent three hours mentally masterbating to Kant's critique of pure reason"

"I got a degree in mental masterbation!" someone graduating with a degree in rhetoric, philosophy, anthropolgy, multicultural studies, etc

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Zum

1. When a bitch be givin' you head while you sleep! I passed out drunk, when I woke up I was gettin Zum! See Woo 2. ZÚM is said th..

Nt Bud

1. Nice Try Buddy. Can be used in a good way or bad way. Good: ntbud. Bad: LOL NTBUD, NOOB! LOL 2. Not Today Buddy. nót - tódäy - bú..

Goose Dick

1. The dick of a goose. Hey, check out that goose dick, it's huge. See goose, dick, cock, duck..

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