Mental Masterbation

What is Mental Masterbation?

Pondering philosophical questions, which may be enjoyable, yet are so removed from reality, or experience that they have no practical use.

Someone that thinks of far out 'what if' questions

Note- Not all philosophy is mental masterbation.

"Today we spent three hours mentally masterbating to Kant's critique of pure reason"

"I got a degree in mental masterbation!" someone graduating with a degree in rhetoric, philosophy, anthropolgy, multicultural studies, etc

See what if, contemplate, pointless, philosophy

Drent

1. Retarded boy in Furcadia. "Hide the dildos! Drent's cumming!"..

I'm Off Like A Jewish Foreskin

1. "I'm taking off now" or "I am leaving this place" "Okay kids...I'm off like a Jewish foreskin!"..

Lay Game

1. Synonimous with spit game, using one's skills to persuade the desired person to give one their phone number, a blow job, ass play, ..

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