Mental Masterbation

What is Mental Masterbation?

Pondering philosophical questions, which may be enjoyable, yet are so removed from reality, or experience that they have no practical use.

Someone that thinks of far out 'what if' questions

Note- Not all philosophy is mental masterbation.

"Today we spent three hours mentally masterbating to Kant's critique of pure reason"

"I got a degree in mental masterbation!" someone graduating with a degree in rhetoric, philosophy, anthropolgy, multicultural studies, etc

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Frassed

1. short for u just got a fork stuck up ur ass;owned;pwned;burned;served;etc "Did you see that karl just got totally frassed."..

Velvet Rut

1. Any locale, esp. a smaller city, with few opportunities for career advancement that traps its inhabitants with its laidback lifestyle. ..

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1. A man who is happy to see you! girl scouts: hello sir would you like to buy some cookies? creepy old guy: ={D--|--^---<!!! See old..

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