Mental Masterbation

What is Mental Masterbation?

Pondering philosophical questions, which may be enjoyable, yet are so removed from reality, or experience that they have no practical use.

Someone that thinks of far out 'what if' questions

Note- Not all philosophy is mental masterbation.

"Today we spent three hours mentally masterbating to Kant's critique of pure reason"

"I got a degree in mental masterbation!" someone graduating with a degree in rhetoric, philosophy, anthropolgy, multicultural studies, etc

See what if, contemplate, pointless, philosophy

Roberson

1. To either give or receive fellatio. What'd you end up doing with that girl last night? Oh her, she gave me a Roberson. See fellat..

Funnorkel

1. A drinking device made by combining a funnel with a snorkel. I need to drink this beer really fast, pass me the funnorkel! See snorkel..

Yahooliganisms

1. stupid kid jokes on yahooligans that make no sense q: what did one tomato say to the other tomato? a: how can i help you?..

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