Mental Text Abuse Edit Meaning

1. When given a hand job, but the hand is relative to position and motion, as if pumping a keg. Results in pain and chafing. That girl keg..

1. I win. Your ass is mine. "I own your box" (your computer) There is no salvaging your dignity now, beeyotch. All the pretty ..

1. n. colloquial meaning knocked up, also, Cockeney Rhyming Slang for Collin Firth. My daughter's never had sex, it's going to b..