Mentionitis

What is Mentionitis?


1.

The inflation of a name used in your vocabulary when talking; usually at the beginning stages of dating someone. Mentionitis is when you can't stop mentioning someone.

H: "These are great cookies"

S: "Matt likes cookies"

H: "So I was looking at something online..."

S: "I got a cool link from Matt, lets check it out."

H: "so..."

S: "Matt blah blah blah Matt Matt Matt"

H: "Whoa you have a strong case of mentionitis"

2.

The disease of constant obnoxious name-dropping etc.

Katie: Yo, I was just at Manhattan Beach yesterday...it was so nice.

Wes: Oh yeah, I went there last week with a friend who parties with Eddie Van Halen's drug dealer....

Katie: E You're hideous.


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