What is Menturbate?
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To mentally masturbate. The most discrete form of sexual self-pleasuring. With a good imagination and a bit of practice menturation can result in actual orgasm.
I especially like to menturbate on public transport. As long as I can keep a straight face the girl sitting next to me doesn’t even notice.
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The act of planting grass in a girls vagina. You must first fill it with dirt.
When I woke up, I felt something wriggling inside me. It..
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Defecating,or taking a shit
Charlie: Hurry up dude, we are going to be late for happy hour
Jamie: Dude, give me a minute I am launchin..
