What is Menturbate?
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To mentally masturbate. The most discrete form of sexual self-pleasuring. With a good imagination and a bit of practice menturation can result in actual orgasm.
I especially like to menturbate on public transport. As long as I can keep a straight face the girl sitting next to me doesn’t even notice.
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An olly grover is another word for sexy beast or can be used to exclaim wants to bang a female/male
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Someone who insists on eating while on the phone, chewing loudly in your ear.
Man Scott was totally telesnacking when he called me this..
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Eating a high-carbohydrate meal the evening before participating in a sports event in order to have lots of energy on the day.
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