Menturbate

What is Menturbate?


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To mentally masturbate. The most discrete form of sexual self-pleasuring. With a good imagination and a bit of practice menturation can result in actual orgasm.

I especially like to menturbate on public transport. As long as I can keep a straight face the girl sitting next to me doesn’t even notice.


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