Menut Butter

What is Menut Butter?


1.

The butter than comes from my nuts

Me=Me

Nut=My Nuts

Butter=Substance like semen

Hence Menut butter

Also rhymes with peanut butter so thats also cool

Me: Hey Lisa, would you like a MEnut butter sandwich?

Lisa: Yeah. I love peanut butter.

Me: Oh. No, I wasn't talking about the spread made from peanuts, I was talking about my cum.

Lisa: Oh

Me: So, what will it be?

Lisa: Can I have both?

Me: Of course

Guy 1: Dude I'm gonna make some mad cash by selling my homemade menut butter at the menut butter store.

Guy 2: Sperm Bank?

Hank: My menut butter sells by the pound. What can I say?Chicks love it.

Dude 1: Oh man, I just got menut butter all over my hands.

Dude 2: Noob! Get the fuck away from me.

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2.

Noun: The ejaculatory contents of a man's testicles.

"Would you like some menut butter on that sandwich?"

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