What is Mephemism?
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The complete inverse of a Euphemism: replaces appeasing discriptive words with egregiously harsh descriptive words.
Regular Sentence: Look at that shiny red bike!
Sentence using Mephemisms: Take a gander at that bike possessing the same hue as the vascular juices spewing forth from my pupils, ruptured and bleeding from exposure to its obnoxious sheen!
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Someone from the Swindon/Bristol/Gloucester triangle. Sound slow, think slow.
That lass from Bristol sounds proper thick, a lead slopey..