What is Mephemism?
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The complete inverse of a Euphemism: replaces appeasing discriptive words with egregiously harsh descriptive words.
Regular Sentence: Look at that shiny red bike!
Sentence using Mephemisms: Take a gander at that bike possessing the same hue as the vascular juices spewing forth from my pupils, ruptured and bleeding from exposure to its obnoxious sheen!
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What vibrators will be called in the future.
"I have two jillbrators, and Spencer gave me two more. How many do I have now?"
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Rented: The quality or condition of being owned, but not to that extreme. Also, nearly owned.
Borrowed: Nearly rented; fraction of rent..