What is Mer?
1.
An expression of nonchalance and impassiveness, commonly used in situations that require less-than-sufficient answers. May be used to express a variety of emotional states, the essences of which are indicated by the tone of the speaker.
Origin: San Diego, CA, circa 2003.
After thinking of all the day's events and realizing that it's an immense task in itself to summarize everything: one simply sighs to his or her companions, "mer..."
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2.
A phrase used by a stuffed animal seal named Dave.
Amy: Hi Dave.
Dave: mer.
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3.
a universal term that can be used to describe any type of emotion depending on the type of tone used. most commonly associated with the word "fuck"
(anger)
"AHHHH MERRRRR!!!"
(excitement)
"AHHHHHH MERRRRRRRRRR!!!!"
(disappointment)
"ah merrrr...."
(happiness)
"ah mer mer mer merrrrrrrrr!"
etc.
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4.
When you are really bored and cant be bothered to answer somebody properply
"merrrrrrrrr"
"mer mer mer mer mer"
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5.
word that only a girl who is bestfriends with your girlfriend and is used to piss her off in weird situationsmonly whispered or used in a low tone of voice.
"MER" u dumb fucker!!
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6.
a word that is used when in agony, stress, or disagreement.
Omg! My boyfriend just broke up with me, MER!!!
I cheated on my boyfriend with his brother, MER!
My hairdresser cut off all my hair, MER!
My blackberry just fell into the toilet, MER!
My mac tumbled down the stairs, MER!
The heel to my Jimmy Choo broke, MER!
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7.
An acronym for 'Major Erection Rising'
"That low cut shirt she was wearing gave me a mer"
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