Mercado

What is Mercado?


1.

Word comes from Spain. Very popular last name for people of a latin descent. Translated in english means "Market." Can be very annoying to have last name since many people know what Mercado means and like to tell you what it means.

Person 1: "Hey your last name is Mercado."

Person 2: "Yeah"

Person 1: "Do you know what your last name means?"

Person 2: "Yeah"

Person 1: "It means Market." (Laughing)

Person 2 then stabs person 1 in the eye laughing saying I already told you I knew. You stupid fuck.

See mercado, latin, spain, last name

2.

Noun: a dirty cop who molests boys.

that mercado will serve jailtime for his pedophelia.

See pedophile, molester, pig, groper

3.

Nickname for the less commonly known MRSA. A medically resistant strain of staff infection.

person 1 -OMG, I heard you have a bunch of mercado floating around your place.

person 2 -Yeah it's just some flesh eatin bacteria, that anti-biotics can not cure but it will work itself out.

See crap, turd, bacteria, herpes


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