Merced Edit Meaning

1.

To get beaten to an inch your life

"Yo man, Jay from A-Street got merced last night"

See merced, merc, get, beaten, life

2.

to be killed

derived from mercenary

that fool disrespected the wrong cat and got merced.

See kill, murder, death, merc, end

3.

the backwater town of California, and the only city that has a UC and can still boast that citizens can go anywhere in town and know at least ten people there. Filled with baby boomers whose own parents are from the hick parts of the east coast, the schools may be filled to the brim, but do not be fooled: if there ever was a cliche "country" town in california, this is it.

"You know, when you're drunk you kind of have a Southern accent."

"Well, I'm from Merced."

"Oh. That makes sense, then."

See merced, country, california, hick, small town, backwater, secluded, sheltered

4.

To destroy someone absolutely without killing them with the skills of a fully trained mercenary. (Effortlessly)

"Awwww man, you just got merced"

See pwned, owned, dominated, destroyed

5.

I know from living here,born and raised.I moved away in 2003.I came to the East Coast near New York city.Okay,Merced is ok if your just a so-called "normal" person.But if your different,like i was,and just unique and Flamboyant.This town is full of Homophobes.it's very closed-minded,Extremely Anti-Gay and full of stupid Bigots.I used to hate being hurrassed,and not feeling like i didn't belong.It was a hard place to live and be yourself.Being Openly-Gay in Merced County has been Hell.This is an OK town for some,But for me i had to leave what i left behind.and that was my Dear Family and "Some" Friends.The other stuff was pure History.I admit,Merced is a cool town,theres some nice people,but theres also a lot of Anti-Gay people as well.

Gilbert Ray Reyes

Aka Maverick

Merced,Closed-minded,Closet-cases,Hicks,RedNecks,Conservatives,Bigots,Anti-Gay,Homophobic.

See merced, closed-minded, homophobic

6.

Originates from:

to be the recipient of a gang related drive by shooting from a mercedies benz

can also be spelt "Merked" because it is usually spoken by illiterate chavs

"Wheres my Fucking Money!!!!"

"um...... i lost it?"

"you are gonna get merced"

"you iz getin merked bruv ennit"

See merced, merked, merc, merk, kill, die

7.

1. n. the arm-pit of the Central Valley of central California. Turlock is the geographic center of the state and is 20 miles north of Merced, therefore anyone claiming to be a Northerner (norteño) south of Turlock needs to learn their geography, however, most, if not all, gangbangers are confuckulatedbecause they spend their days spun ducky woo woo. If I was mexican (see border brother, spic, greaser), I would not try to kill my brethren - To quote Rodney King, "Can't we all just get along?"

Merced - Gateway to hell.