What is Mercedes Mistress?
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A car so fine, you'd have sex with it if you could. Pure eye candy. Like a mistress, it's responsive and low maintenance, but expects to be treated like the fine piece of art it is. Unlike a real mistress, it is the ultimate toy for picking up the ladies.
"When I pulled up in my new Mercedes Mistress, all the ladies took notice."
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A donkey used for sexual pleasure
alan and parker from rushcliffe in 11d, has a kinky kelly in his bedroom
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an australian colloquialism derived from the sayings:
"Got Milk?"
"Scrote-n Tote-n"
"Hey Jenny....Got Scrote..
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To clean up the table after a meal.
"Susan, will you rid the table so I can wash the dishes?"
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