Mercedes Mistress

What is Mercedes Mistress?

1.

A car so fine, you'd have sex with it if you could. Pure eye candy. Like a mistress, it's responsive and low maintenance, but expects to be treated like the fine piece of art it is. Unlike a real mistress, it is the ultimate toy for picking up the ladies.

"When I pulled up in my new Mercedes Mistress, all the ladies took notice."

See mercury, mistress, car, automobile, eye candy
65

Random Words:

Orlandite
1. A fangirl who worships that sexy beast orlando bloom insanely. Requirements include the following: 1) own movies he has been in 2) Ha..
Read more
The Matrix: Reloaded
1. G-Union is an idiot. Ass spackler...
Read more
Gwpoopone
1. someone who has excessive, uncontrollable, seldom explosive wet-dreams. i hear that kid is a gwpoopone...
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free