What is Mercedes Mistress?
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A car so fine, you'd have sex with it if you could. Pure eye candy. Like a mistress, it's responsive and low maintenance, but expects to be treated like the fine piece of art it is. Unlike a real mistress, it is the ultimate toy for picking up the ladies.
"When I pulled up in my new Mercedes Mistress, all the ladies took notice."
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a granny fit is just like any other fit accept form it can be fixed by placing a cushion on them as seen on Cops on zone reality
Q: hey..
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To stick a thumb in someone's butt or vagina.
Mark, you look like you just got Thunder Dipped!
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