What is Mercedes Mistress?
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A car so fine, you'd have sex with it if you could. Pure eye candy. Like a mistress, it's responsive and low maintenance, but expects to be treated like the fine piece of art it is. Unlike a real mistress, it is the ultimate toy for picking up the ladies.
"When I pulled up in my new Mercedes Mistress, all the ladies took notice."
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A shout given amongst a group of males to express pride in being male.
Penis Power!!..
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Where one hides the one-eyed bed-snake.. The vagina..
I took that bitch back home last night and spent the whole night plowing the dick..
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1. A lengthy period of publicity pursued by agents in popular culture long after the initial reason for their fame has long passed into ..