Mercedes Mistress

What is Mercedes Mistress?


1.

A car so fine, you'd have sex with it if you could. Pure eye candy. Like a mistress, it's responsive and low maintenance, but expects to be treated like the fine piece of art it is. Unlike a real mistress, it is the ultimate toy for picking up the ladies.

"When I pulled up in my new Mercedes Mistress, all the ladies took notice."

See mercury, mistress, car, automobile, eye candy


65

Random Words:

1. venoms yard. if invited be prepared for a long stay. wanna come round my yard? See venom..
1. A person who is obsessive over naruto and has become a retard over naruto. A Narutards or narutard consists of 2 words naruto and retard..
1. notorious time traveler from the future... supreme ruler and master of the internets..... Better not mess with Zelk... I hear that guy..