Mercedes Mistress

What is Mercedes Mistress?

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A car so fine, you'd have sex with it if you could. Pure eye candy. Like a mistress, it's responsive and low maintenance, but expects to be treated like the fine piece of art it is. Unlike a real mistress, it is the ultimate toy for picking up the ladies.

"When I pulled up in my new Mercedes Mistress, all the ladies took notice."

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