What is Mercenary Position?
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–noun
a position for sexual intercourse in which one fuckee hires a professional soldier hired for service in a foreign army to lay upon the other fuckee.
Origin:
1965–70; so called because it was allegedly favored by lethargic Christian missionaries working among indigenous peoples, in preference to positions in which the man approaches the woman from behind, with little work done himself.
God damnit woman I ain't got no more semen in me. You done run my well dry. Shit female, Imma have to break it out in mercenary position.
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james ranken is a brear init blad. cerz
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Adjective, referring to the description of an occurence in which CONNOR IS FUCKED BY A SATURDAY SCHOOL
Today was suckafuckick.
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