What is Mercer, Leroy?
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A man who has made hilarious prank phone calls, demanding free stuff. Threatens to whoop their ass.
Damn boots got a little bit damp, folded up, looks a damn dog been eatin' on 'em. I'm gonna get some new boots out of it now, or someone's gonna get their ass whooped! It ain't nothing for me to whoop a man's ass!
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really early in the morning.
I had a flight to catch, so I had to wake up at the ass-crack of dawn.
See morning, crack, tired, complai..