What is Mercer, Leroy?
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A man who has made hilarious prank phone calls, demanding free stuff. Threatens to whoop their ass.
Damn boots got a little bit damp, folded up, looks a damn dog been eatin' on 'em. I'm gonna get some new boots out of it now, or someone's gonna get their ass whooped! It ain't nothing for me to whoop a man's ass!
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to squeeze the penis till it turns purple, then pull your fist outward as if a turtle head going into the shell.
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