What is Mercer, Leroy?
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A man who has made hilarious prank phone calls, demanding free stuff. Threatens to whoop their ass.
Damn boots got a little bit damp, folded up, looks a damn dog been eatin' on 'em. I'm gonna get some new boots out of it now, or someone's gonna get their ass whooped! It ain't nothing for me to whoop a man's ass!
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To defacate with such force that you literally crack the toilet bowl.
Jeff: Oh my god I need to shit so bad, I can tell it's gonna..
