What is Merch Girl?
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cute (usually scene) girl that sells a band's merchandise at a show. but sometimes they are not cute.
Let's go buy a shirt from the merch girl to be cool and try and pick her up even though we don't know who this band really is, and neither will anyone who sees me wearing this shirt, thus giving me 20 scene points.
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Random Words:
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A feeling of deep regret felt almost immediately after releasing a picture of yourself to the internet
ricardo do i look insane in this..
1.
A euphemism for the perfect girl
"OMG I just saw three Martha Fitzgerald's in a row"
"Not possible"
See euph..
