What is Merch Girl?
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cute (usually scene) girl that sells a band's merchandise at a show. but sometimes they are not cute.
Let's go buy a shirt from the merch girl to be cool and try and pick her up even though we don't know who this band really is, and neither will anyone who sees me wearing this shirt, thus giving me 20 scene points.
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Rip off yo shirt, cum on yo knuckles, and punch dat hoe in da face.
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The sexual act of "fingering" a woman, except the large toe is used instead of the actual fingers.
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