What is Merch Girl?
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cute (usually scene) girl that sells a band's merchandise at a show. but sometimes they are not cute.
Let's go buy a shirt from the merch girl to be cool and try and pick her up even though we don't know who this band really is, and neither will anyone who sees me wearing this shirt, thus giving me 20 scene points.
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to have the crown of a shit poke out of the anus.
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the act of being swindled or taken
"she tried to hit me with the heat rocks on that money she owe me."
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A joke used as yet another Starbucks beverage for the purpose of momentary caffeine/sugar high.
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