Merch War

What is Merch War?

A war between friends who buy band merchandise from gigs.

The aim is to buy more funky t-shirts than the next guy.

You win only when your not seen in the same t-shirt for 3 months.

Tom: I tahdarlah merched out

Andy C: So did I

Tom: I got like 5 t-shirts

Timmeeeyy: Commence Merch War...

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