Merch Wench

What is Merch Wench?

A worker at a Merchandise stand for a band or event or function of some sort. (this term only works for females)

Scene Kid: Oy! Lowly Merch Wench! get me a band shirt!

Merchwench: Aye Aye, Sire

See merch, band, stand, store, scene, music, event, worker, female, wench

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