Merchantville

What is Merchantville?


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A tiny town in South Jersey, right outside of Camden and Pennsauken. Small town USA, where you know everyone, and everyone knows everything you do. Half the population are gangsta, and think they still live in Camden or Pennsauken. The other half are snobs and act like they should be in Haddonfield.

Known mostly for Aunt Charlotte's, the best chocolate and candy store ever. Host to Philly Fruit, also in the town center, which is your typical small town grocery store.

Has a bank and a church on every corner. M-ville is also complete with a historical society, shade tree commission and 50 cops; two for each adolescent roaming the streets.

Woah, you know everyone.

Yea, we are all from Merchantville.

See south jersey, small town


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