What is Mercluke?
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A disturbing man who spies on little children and then asks them if they want to jump on his mattress at his house and then has perverted dreams of them at night. The mercluke also has disturbing sexual fantasies of pole-dancing frogs.
The mercluke selected a child for a fantasy with frogs.
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1) verb: the act of imitating a creepy, male teacher.
2) verb: the act of applying way too much chapstick thus turning your lips white...
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the liquids that result after any unexplainable hooker-like event.
Alex got hooker spit all over when he fell out the window.
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