What is Mercluke?
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A disturbing man who spies on little children and then asks them if they want to jump on his mattress at his house and then has perverted dreams of them at night. The mercluke also has disturbing sexual fantasies of pole-dancing frogs.
The mercluke selected a child for a fantasy with frogs.
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