What is Mercury Mistress?
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"A fine automobile is something to be admired - even adored. It's an extension of you. You love your car so much, you want to share your most intimate moments with it. Well, now you can. Introducing the Mercury Mistress, the world's first car that you can actually have sex with." Clip from SNL.
Me and My Mercury Mistress gonna hit the blvd . .
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n. Locally grown weed. Usually only available in small quantities. Better than schwag, but nothing special.
Ryan whipped out a bag of..
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when one person farts on another's wrist in order to piss them off. also works on neck.
another version is pissing into a friend&a..
