What is Mercury Mistress?
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"A fine automobile is something to be admired - even adored. It's an extension of you. You love your car so much, you want to share your most intimate moments with it. Well, now you can. Introducing the Mercury Mistress, the world's first car that you can actually have sex with." Clip from SNL.
Me and My Mercury Mistress gonna hit the blvd . .
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A vodka induced coma
Last night I took a Russian nap and woke up naked outside Armando's house.
See drinking, vodka, nj, fun..
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this is a type of compliment that has an alterer motive
e.g when you boyfriend says your beautiful, this is a cum compliments which mea..
