What is Mercury Mistress?
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"A fine automobile is something to be admired - even adored. It's an extension of you. You love your car so much, you want to share your most intimate moments with it. Well, now you can. Introducing the Mercury Mistress, the world's first car that you can actually have sex with." Clip from SNL.
Me and My Mercury Mistress gonna hit the blvd . .
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to smoke weed for free
"Bro, im just tryin to get some kix for free."
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Often offered to a girl as a more than healthy dose of some of that sticky icky from your mushroom cap right down her throat after being..