What is Mercury Mistress?
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"A fine automobile is something to be admired - even adored. It's an extension of you. You love your car so much, you want to share your most intimate moments with it. Well, now you can. Introducing the Mercury Mistress, the world's first car that you can actually have sex with." Clip from SNL.
Me and My Mercury Mistress gonna hit the blvd . .
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Level of being pretty (adjective)
Pretty: a reference to stupid people and/or complete idiots.
When she showed up and had forgotten h..
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1. To get aroused over rocks.
2. To be unable to get an erection unless there are rocks, or images of rocks, present.
"Oh man..th..
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Term for getting drunk on a Friday.
See also: Messed-up Monday, Trashed Tuesday, Wasted Wednesday, Thirsty Thursday, Shit-faced Satuday..
