Mercury Mistress

What is Mercury Mistress?


1.

"A fine automobile is something to be admired - even adored. It's an extension of you. You love your car so much, you want to share your most intimate moments with it. Well, now you can. Introducing the Mercury Mistress, the world's first car that you can actually have sex with." Clip from SNL.

Me and My Mercury Mistress gonna hit the blvd . .

See mercury, mistress, car, lover, sex, vehicle


48

Random Words:

1. A woman's labia, pussy lips. Can I get a taste of your tuna fillet before I put my skin flute in your skin cave? See labia, pussy..
1. kyle burns is the drummer of the band forever the sickest kids. he is extremely skinny and tall. blonde hair. hottest in the band. very ..
1. A seriously cool individual. The girls love him. His car is awesome. I love VRGTS I wish VRGTS would notice me See VRGTS 2. A synon..