What is Mercury Mistress?
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"A fine automobile is something to be admired - even adored. It's an extension of you. You love your car so much, you want to share your most intimate moments with it. Well, now you can. Introducing the Mercury Mistress, the world's first car that you can actually have sex with." Clip from SNL.
Me and My Mercury Mistress gonna hit the blvd . .
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the act in which a man suspended in midair upside-down wiggles his body until he has a magnifiscent orgasm
this guy left me hanging for..
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a person who submits their personal information online
trying to win a sweepstakes or some sort and fills out all information
correct..
