What is Mercury Mistress?
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"A fine automobile is something to be admired - even adored. It's an extension of you. You love your car so much, you want to share your most intimate moments with it. Well, now you can. Introducing the Mercury Mistress, the world's first car that you can actually have sex with." Clip from SNL.
Me and My Mercury Mistress gonna hit the blvd . .
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1) Another, less conspicous way to say anal sex.
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The act of simultaneously titty fucking and shitting on a girl's chest. During the act, said girl is on the rag.
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