Mercury Mistress

What is Mercury Mistress?


1.

"A fine automobile is something to be admired - even adored. It's an extension of you. You love your car so much, you want to share your most intimate moments with it. Well, now you can. Introducing the Mercury Mistress, the world's first car that you can actually have sex with." Clip from SNL.

Me and My Mercury Mistress gonna hit the blvd . .

See mercury, mistress, car, lover, sex, vehicle


48

Random Words:

1. 1. This guy, who spams a lot, I mean, I'm talking spammage to the max here. 2. A man who has candy, and he lures little kids with ..
1. Also, by the way, just so you know To get the attention of someone, so that you can tell them you just remembered something of great im..
1. Any situation that requires the wisdom & experience that usually only comes to old age. Use Examples: Being a Gray-Matter, it wa..