Mercury Sable

What is Mercury Sable?


1.

A car produved by Mercury. It is widely considered to be the luxury version ofthe Ford Taurus. Equppied with a 3.0 liter engine the Sbale is capable of attaining speeds well into the 70's, perhaps even beyond. It is also capable of doing reverse donuts, and wooing the ladies.

Tim drives a mercury sable, so he gets all the hoes.

See mercury, sable, tim, ferrari, porsche, bugatti

2.

A freaky, hideous-looking piece of shit that looks like a spider and drives like a snail. The newer Sables have been re-designed to look like something your 15-year-old son bought with spare change he found under your sofa.

The station wagon version of the Mercury Sable is truly the nail in the coffin.

See car, mercury, junker, beater, fugly


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