Mercy Jerk

What is Mercy Jerk?

a handjob given because the girl felt bad for the guy.

Dude, i got a mercy jerk last night 'cause Judy found out about my grandma's death.

See handjob, angry congressman, chili dog, fillet-o-fish, reacharound

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