Meredith

What is Meredith?


1.

Women named Meredith are enigmatic. They are extremely intelligent but have a tendency to act amazingly stupid. They have loads of factual knowledge but little knowledge of the "ways of the world." There two varieties of Merediths. One variety encompasses the Merediths who use their intelligence to act pure and innocent but soon the truth of their scandalous side comes out. The other variety of Merediths are truly innocent. Decipher which type is which at your own peril.

Don't let Meredith fool you; she seems stupid but she knows exactly what she's doing.

Meredith is literally too good to be true.

See beautiful, scandalous, tricky, intelligent, innocent, bad, mysterious

2.

a girl who is absolutaly hilarouise even if you are feeling extremly sad she can make you laugh. tends to act a bit stupid in front of others and is the most least shy girl you will ever meeet. She loves everybody and just can be stupid but everybody loves her

omg look at that that meredith shes hilarouise

See love, crazy, nice, stupid, retard

3.

Meredith is another name for a cool, mellow girl. She can go with the flow, but if things get extreme, she can deal with it. She's funny when she wants to be, and can adapt to a variety of personalities. This brand of girl is usually found in the south, but you could find her anywhere. Oh yeah, and she's lactose intolerant.

Meredith?

Ya?

Hey.

Yo.

See mellow, yellow, emo, girl, pill popper

4.

Meredith is the name of a person you can trust to be your best friend. She is also a person whom you love no matter how idiotic she may act. They also have the tendency to make you laugh even when you're in a crapp mood. Overall, a Meredith is what a true friend should be.

1: "Gosh, my best friend is so dumb."

2: "You should go find yourself a Meredith. She'll make everything better."

1: "Gee, thanks!"

1: "What do you think of that Meredith girl?"

2: "I think she's the $*!t :]."

"Hey Meredith, pro bono pro bongo?"

See my, bestest, friend, world

5.

A hot sexy women with bangin' legs.. A Meredith's mom could be named Janet,

i was at this dmb show and this women came up to me and just grabbed my cock-a-lock-a with force.. I knew she had to be Meredith.

See sexy, legs, meredith, baby, dmb

6.

common nickname for Maria Amelia, a person who loves to be touched, and loves cheese

When she was sick I brought her an assortment plate of cheeses and gave her a big hug, and she laughed like someone had just thought they dropped beer out of their backpack and that's when I knew she was a Meredith.

See cute, happy, laugh, giggle, brunette

7.

"Meredith" is actually a false identity assumed by the REAL Juno McGuff - the real girl who the movie tited 'Juno' was actually made about. She drinks the Sunny D, she has the tshirts, she hates Sonic Youth, she always drinks her entire slushies and then has to pee randomly throughout the rest of the day and alert everyone of it "inconspiciously" - she especially likes to inform Tommy about said peeing. Her pranks calls are the meanest - but they are so hilarious that that's a-ok with her BFFs. Her sense of humor and supportive hugs make her such an asset to her friends. They love her so much that even through the tough times they still think the sun shines out her ass. (Lol.)

Nickname: Meref.

Theme Song: Friendship from Anything Goes.

Beverage: Strawberry Diaquri.

Email: Batemanhater@honesttoblog

Need some sarcastic wittisisms based on a touching hit movie? Call 1-800-MEREDITH!! Want some kickass prank calls to rock your party? Call 1-800-MEREDITH!! All corny gimmicks aside, Meredith is your go-to person for pick me ups, neighborhood gossip, and explanation for common street lingo, among other things. She is always there to lift one's spirits when things like popularity, lack of self-confidence, and monthly visits from Aunt Flo ruin your outlook. She'll always be there for you when you are "Fo shiz, up the spout," and will gladly tell you "this is one doodle that can't be undid, home skillet." WARNING: If you intend to develop a friendship with Meredith, you must allow for frequent bathroom breaks; she often "drinks her weight in Sunny-D and has to go...PRONTO!!!"

An amazing girl who drinks her weight in sunny-d, eats orange tictacs and "has to go like seabiscuit". she often helps a Mary spot airplanes and looks stupid with her in public areas. She loves going to chuckie cheese and singing beatles songs. She is mean, but in a nice way and almost always has a kind word to say to most people. She is fun to rant with and always knows the gossip around the school.

That movie was so Meredith

See juno, seabiscuit, beatles, ellen page


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