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When you cum in your own eye.
I was enjoying some 'me time' the other night and I did an Angry Campbell :(
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when someone farts in your face leaving little brown circles resembling freckles
i was eating this chicks ass when she gave me the frec..
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when one simultaneously quits a job and annihilates their place of work
George: Did you hear about Jane?
Rob: No, what happened?
Geor..