Mergeopath

What is Mergeopath?


1.

Combines Merge with Sociopath. Defines a driver (usually male, usually talking on a Bluetooth device, usually driving a luxury sports sedan), who passes up an entire line of vehicles at an offramp before cutting/forcing their way into the line at the last possible moment before the exit.

Mergeopath's are self-absorbed, obviously far too important to wait in line like the rest of the common commuters, and cause an immediate rise in the blood pressure level of all those who are aware of their assholish conduct.

(wife on cell phone talking to her husband)

"Yeah, honey, I should be home in about twenty min...OH CRAP (sound of brakes and a purse flying off the passenger's seat to the floor)! I JUST GOT CUT OFF BY SOME DAMNED MERGEOPATH!"

See rude, self-absorbed, cell phone, mercedes, sociopath


36

Random Words:

1. The eastsider is when you make the east coast gang sign, and apply it (to a girl) the same way as you would the shocker. This is done w..
1. A spin on the english language where the letter Z is placed at the end of every word. If you think it sounds stupid thats because it is...
1. made famous by the flight of the conchord's song 'mother uckers'; it is the beeped out version of 'fucker'. to..