Mergle

What is Mergle?


1.

Used to define a "blah" not caring or frustrated state.

Can also be used to describe a boring or blah place

Jordan: "Jimmy and Lauren broke up"

Will: "Mergle"

"That place was so mergle"

See mergle, blah, frustrated, seacake, seacake dynasty

2.

Mergles usage began with horny Asian businessmen when they could not remember any english words with which to communicate their ideas to underage prostitutes. Now commonly used for a lack of words.

"Alright Daniels, fuckin give up this shit already, we know you killed that bitch!"

"..rgle"

See $$$

3.

1) To screw something up in a horrible way.

2) To suck big hairy balls for breakfast for free and like it.

"Dude, I toaly mergled that test!"

See suck, fail, lose, screw up


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