Mer-goat

What is Mer-goat?


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The cross between a merman and a goat. Mer-goats were bread for Circus Acts. However, the two entities combined created an insanely high energy "animal", if you will. Now no one can catch the fuckers!!! They run like a mexican from the police! Moving on- This particular breed can live in the water and on land, making it one hell of a mission to try and find. If you see Krystle then most likely a mer-goat is close by. The two have been inseperable since the days of wizards and trailer parks.

Wanna go with my uncle to hunt for Mer-goats this summer? We will bring a 12 gauge!

See merman, goat, freak, capricorn, hyper, unique, jason


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