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Having a severe case of monkey butt. Can be caused by chaffing of the butt cheeks, diarrhea, eating too many buffalo wings, hemorrhoids,..
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to cover one's dick with Cheeto dust and have somebody suck all the dust off orally
Cindy gave Jacob the dusty shaft last night.
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tall as fuck (like a redwood)
so i was watching cops the other weekend right, and this one dude started layin out all the guys in blue...