Meritage

What is Meritage?

a place on Rt. 35 in NJ where you stop to have 1 shot and 1 beer for happy hour on your way to the Jersey Shore.

The MILF's at the Meritage are always looking to bang us young studs. So we stop there for a drink and try to get lucky.

Condition

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Gaze Dodge

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The Hot One

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