Merk Merked

What is Merk Merked?

Established from the nonsense of the infamous Arizona John Merkel

1.) Being late

2.) getting lost

3.) Doing something stupid

John missed the close up bus....shit son he got merked! what a douche.

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Nipple Holocaust

1. Grabbing of each others nipples in an excessive manner we just had a nipple holocaust up there...it was brutal. See boobs, knocker..

Peep Hole Stretch

1. When you try to stretch you wee hole. With a ear plug. yea thats correct Stretching up the hole you piss from! Many will do this sic..

Linkedin Whore

1. When someone solicits connections on "Linkedin" just to look like they have a bunch of friends. Trying to connect with people ..

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