Merk Merked

What is Merk Merked?

Established from the nonsense of the infamous Arizona John Merkel

1.) Being late

2.) getting lost

3.) Doing something stupid

John missed the close up bus....shit son he got merked! what a douche.

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Poonsai

1. The art of shaving and shaping the female pubic hair around the poon. Roger, after a particulary frustrating evening with a lady with a..

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