Merk Merked

What is Merk Merked?

Established from the nonsense of the infamous Arizona John Merkel

1.) Being late

2.) getting lost

3.) Doing something stupid

John missed the close up bus....shit son he got merked! what a douche.

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Oxendate

1. (1) a word meaning to lick a taint. (2) a date with a fat girl by a doucherette Patrick M. likes to oxendate. He licks that taint all ..

Schütze

1. A relatively common term (followed by a nick, name etc) used when shouting someone in order to get some attention when eg chatting. Capi..

Yawtzee

1. when you are surprised and saw something amazing. Yawtzee! Look at those knockers on the bitch...

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