What is Merk Route?
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noun; easy way out of something; almost always ending in a bad decision or with penalizing consequences.
well, I had brownies stuck in my teeth, took the merk route, thought swishing water in my mouth would help... nope, needed to brush them. Now I look like a fuckin' asshole all night with brown shit in my teeth.
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Someone who cuts or shaves ass hair for a living. Also a douche.
Shut up Byorn. You're such a ass barber.
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When a woman masturbates by flicking her clitoris.
Kimberly laid on her bed as she flicked her midget thinking of her lover.
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