What is Merk Route?
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noun; easy way out of something; almost always ending in a bad decision or with penalizing consequences.
well, I had brownies stuck in my teeth, took the merk route, thought swishing water in my mouth would help... nope, needed to brush them. Now I look like a fuckin' asshole all night with brown shit in my teeth.
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