Merked

What is Merked?


1.

1. Total and undeniable beatdown of a person by means of trashtalk.

Synonyms: owned, faced, pwned, ruled

oh shit son, you got merked.

that bitch merked the shit out of you.

See beatdown, ownage, faced, trashed, whipped, ruled, smacked down, stank

2.

to get owned at a epic propotrion Merkage or merked

You got merked!

the word started with one of the most contravertial players in q3 arena version 1.16 a player named merky began to get very good and is now considered to be the best q3 arena 1.16 railer

See merky, merked, rail, merkage

3.

To be beaten up. To get knocked out.

yo son, u got straight merked!

4.

The means of getting Murder-Killed in any situation.

i.e. during video games, hit and runs, getting made fun of publicly, and/or losing in any way possible

Oh man I was playing C.O.D. 4 last night and this n00b came in and started talking shit, so me and my friends merked his clan by 14 kills.

See murder, killed, beaten, pwn3d, 0wn3d

5.

The negrow term for getting your ass kicked

The Red team merked the shit out of the blue team 50 to 10

See ottawa, owned, win, lose, black

6.

to be held down like a bitch and have your pubes shaved off and then they slap some fake pubes on your freshly shaven bald private parts with some sticky glue, see also "merkin"

Shiloh was talkin' trash, so his homies merked his dumb ass. . . .then they laughed at their work.

See merked, merkin, pubes, shaved, bald

7.

Getting raped, pillaged, mutilated, ambushed, brutalized, or in some other way murdered, such as by a mercenary for hire. Usually in a video/computer game.

Mercenaries are people who will work for anyone's army if they get paid well. They (historically) have a reputation for being vicious and not following normal military protocols.

*explosion* (pwnzor):you got merked!

See merc'd, mercked, owned, pwned, slaughtered, raped, pillaged, mutilated, ambushed, smackdown, destroyed


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