What is Merkel?
1.
Verb. To perform an unsolicited shoulder massage.
While Angela was seated at the table, George snuck up and merkeled her.
See
2.
To perform cunnilingus on a women whilst she defecates.
Upon returning from the optometrist, Lydia excused herself to the restroom to make a movement. George, feeling giddy, joined her in the bathroom, got down on all fours, and gave her the merkeling of a lifetime.
See
3.
to take something that does not belong to you
While walking down the street early Sunday morning Anthony decided to merkel the newspaper from his neighbor's lawn.
See
Random Words:
1.
Used when something got thrown away/forgotten. Can be used about objects or ideas/morals
Person 1: so much for saying masturbating an a..
1.
(also: Understanding)
that capacity of the intellect(with the aid of the body and the senses), alongside reason(with which it exists in..
1.
Excessively organized. The result of allowing someone with obsessive compulsive disorder to organize an event, physical area, or data l..
