What is Merkel?
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Verb. To perform an unsolicited shoulder massage.
While Angela was seated at the table, George snuck up and merkeled her.
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2.
To perform cunnilingus on a women whilst she defecates.
Upon returning from the optometrist, Lydia excused herself to the restroom to make a movement. George, feeling giddy, joined her in the bathroom, got down on all fours, and gave her the merkeling of a lifetime.
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3.
to take something that does not belong to you
While walking down the street early Sunday morning Anthony decided to merkel the newspaper from his neighbor's lawn.
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