Merkel

What is Merkel?


1.

Verb. To perform an unsolicited shoulder massage.

While Angela was seated at the table, George snuck up and merkeled her.

See molest, accost, irritate, bother, unnerve, annoy

2.

To perform cunnilingus on a women whilst she defecates.

Upon returning from the optometrist, Lydia excused herself to the restroom to make a movement. George, feeling giddy, joined her in the bathroom, got down on all fours, and gave her the merkeling of a lifetime.

See ecoli, oral sex, fetish, hot carl

3.

to take something that does not belong to you

While walking down the street early Sunday morning Anthony decided to merkel the newspaper from his neighbor's lawn.

See dp9


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