Merkin Sandwich

What is Merkin Sandwich?

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The resulting mouthful that can occur while growlingyour woman and your teeth snag on her artificial pubes and you end up with a merkin in your mouth.

So there I was slurping away at her bacon curtains. I tried to go in deeper with a tongue plow and my top fangs got tangled up in her hairy letterbox. Next thing I know i'm eating a merkin sandwich! If she needed to buy a furry axe woundyou think she'd at least get one that didn't look like Scary Spice.

See oral sex, merkin, vagina, axe wound, sandwich
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