Merkin Sandwich

What is Merkin Sandwich?


1.

The resulting mouthful that can occur while growlingyour woman and your teeth snag on her artificial pubes and you end up with a merkin in your mouth.

So there I was slurping away at her bacon curtains. I tried to go in deeper with a tongue plow and my top fangs got tangled up in her hairy letterbox. Next thing I know i'm eating a merkin sandwich! If she needed to buy a furry axe woundyou think she'd at least get one that didn't look like Scary Spice.

See oral sex, merkin, vagina, axe wound, sandwich


0

Random Words:

1. a woman's panty's or thong's waistband that is too tight around the woman's waist. i was gonna get carpal tunnel if..
1. An extremly gorgeous sensitive person who is fantastic to be around and the most loveable person in the whole of the world...if you have..
1. Same as "w00t". Just typed differently...