What is Merle Haggard?
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Something tried and true. As good as gold. Reliable.
That knot is a Merle Haggard, it will never come loose.
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The Act of going to bed with a "perfect 10" after a long night of drinking but waking up sober with something more resembling keith richard. The end result of putting on your beer goggles.
Man did you see that fugly slunk Jason just left with......he's in for a real merle haggard when he wakes up in the morining.
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The female version of Duke of Douschebagery.
Here comes the Duchess of Douschebagery.
See dousche, douscheberry pie, asshole, bitch..
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A meat eater who respects vegan friends eating habits when eating with them but otherwise prefers animal products.
"Are you vegan?..
