What is Merle Haggard?
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Something tried and true. As good as gold. Reliable.
That knot is a Merle Haggard, it will never come loose.
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The Act of going to bed with a "perfect 10" after a long night of drinking but waking up sober with something more resembling keith richard. The end result of putting on your beer goggles.
Man did you see that fugly slunk Jason just left with......he's in for a real merle haggard when he wakes up in the morining.
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Hockey Player (haw-kee pla-r):
An individual who can beat you on the scoreboard and in the parking lot after the game.
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Similar to choke the shit out of someone, but referenced to someone in particular you really can't stand.
I want to choke the shit..
