What is Merle Haggard?
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Something tried and true. As good as gold. Reliable.
That knot is a Merle Haggard, it will never come loose.
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The Act of going to bed with a "perfect 10" after a long night of drinking but waking up sober with something more resembling keith richard. The end result of putting on your beer goggles.
Man did you see that fugly slunk Jason just left with......he's in for a real merle haggard when he wakes up in the morining.
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When doing anal with your partner, ejaculate in their ass, once done you get two graham cracker, more if necessary and then use the shit..
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One that has the ability to turn both ways.
"I'm not an ambi-turner.. I can't turn left." - Zoolander..
