What is Merle Haggard?
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Something tried and true. As good as gold. Reliable.
That knot is a Merle Haggard, it will never come loose.
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The Act of going to bed with a "perfect 10" after a long night of drinking but waking up sober with something more resembling keith richard. The end result of putting on your beer goggles.
Man did you see that fugly slunk Jason just left with......he's in for a real merle haggard when he wakes up in the morining.
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The act of dropping a fat mud monkey into someones mouth, then dipping your balls directly into the assaulted mouth.
Man, lastnight whe..
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One Who Is Willing to have sex with a virgin for the pleasure of both an orgasm and taking the inocence of the virgin away.
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A huge dick of some sort.
or the ultimate spoon.
God bless, did you see the size of the kids mega spoon?
boy dont make me come over t..
