What is Merle Haggard?
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Something tried and true. As good as gold. Reliable.
That knot is a Merle Haggard, it will never come loose.
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The Act of going to bed with a "perfect 10" after a long night of drinking but waking up sober with something more resembling keith richard. The end result of putting on your beer goggles.
Man did you see that fugly slunk Jason just left with......he's in for a real merle haggard when he wakes up in the morining.
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To add or give bacon or bacon like properties to a object or substance.
"Enbaconate that sausage boy!"
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not obeying a rule. a violation.
"Nick's failure to appear in court after being cited for marijuana possession, an infraction..
