What is Merle Haggard?
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Something tried and true. As good as gold. Reliable.
That knot is a Merle Haggard, it will never come loose.
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The Act of going to bed with a "perfect 10" after a long night of drinking but waking up sober with something more resembling keith richard. The end result of putting on your beer goggles.
Man did you see that fugly slunk Jason just left with......he's in for a real merle haggard when he wakes up in the morining.
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a person who you can not determine if they are gay or straight
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When you are eating a girl out and she is on her hands and knees and she then shits in your mouth
That bitch gave me the brown blow hol..
