What is Merle Haggard?
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Something tried and true. As good as gold. Reliable.
That knot is a Merle Haggard, it will never come loose.
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The Act of going to bed with a "perfect 10" after a long night of drinking but waking up sober with something more resembling keith richard. The end result of putting on your beer goggles.
Man did you see that fugly slunk Jason just left with......he's in for a real merle haggard when he wakes up in the morining.
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When you are having sex with a female and you spit on her back to make her think you just cummed. She will then turn around. You splooge..
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One who pees too often and shits in the woods
You Gerri Diamond, go poop in the woods with bandit..
