What is Merle Haggard?
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Something tried and true. As good as gold. Reliable.
That knot is a Merle Haggard, it will never come loose.
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The Act of going to bed with a "perfect 10" after a long night of drinking but waking up sober with something more resembling keith richard. The end result of putting on your beer goggles.
Man did you see that fugly slunk Jason just left with......he's in for a real merle haggard when he wakes up in the morining.
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a gorgeous woman who appears to be a very bad looking man dressed as a woman. he appeared on eurovison for ukraine in 2007 and came seco..
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Walk behind one of your very homo-phobic friends when he/she is least expecting it. From behind, take one hand and place it on their h..
