What is Merle Haggard?
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Something tried and true. As good as gold. Reliable.
That knot is a Merle Haggard, it will never come loose.
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The Act of going to bed with a "perfect 10" after a long night of drinking but waking up sober with something more resembling keith richard. The end result of putting on your beer goggles.
Man did you see that fugly slunk Jason just left with......he's in for a real merle haggard when he wakes up in the morining.
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a small person who is gay or homosexual
that short kid tanner is a real homomidget
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Used to describe someone who has had sex with a dirty Mexican.
Colby was Homeronized by 8 guys in one night...
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Its a Ft Hood thing...
I wish he would quit Air Attacking me. He is too motivated.
See air attack, army, paultard, pie..
