Merlin's Beard Edit Meaning

1.

An exclamation from Harry Potter which is similar to "Oh Lord!"

"He just shat his pants!!"

"Merlin's Beard!!!"

See harry potter, shit!

2.

When having sex with a young lady one withdraws his love staff at the point of ejaculation and sprays his love muck on the lady's chin. The jizzshould start to hang down off the chin, creating a rather fetching white beard look, similar to Merlin's.

"Hey guess what Rich, I did a Merlin's beard on your mum last night!"

"Oh right I just thought she hadn't shaved!"

See come, jizz, blow, load, cum shot

3.

A layer of semen on a girl's face in areas where facial hair is commonly found on men, e.g. chin, upper lip, cheeks, neck. Usually results after a blowjob.

"Do you want a blowjob, sweetheart?"

"Yeah! How do you want it to end today, honey?"

"I'd love to have a Merlin's Beard, but whatever you want. It's your special day."

"You want it, you got it!"

See blowjob, semen, sperm, ejaculation, harry potter, creampie, jizz, oral sex