What is Merlk?
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the act of shoving one's thumb up a friends asshole (above clothing), penitrating their integrity and self esteem.
Ben furiously merlked Alex in a fit of excitment one sunny autumn day. Alex giggled and squirmed but could not jump high enough to escape the wrath of Ben's wide thumb.
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