What is Merlk?
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the act of shoving one's thumb up a friends asshole (above clothing), penitrating their integrity and self esteem.
Ben furiously merlked Alex in a fit of excitment one sunny autumn day. Alex giggled and squirmed but could not jump high enough to escape the wrath of Ben's wide thumb.
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to investigate some new gossip/news via facebook
Yo! Did you see John's new girlfriend?
No! Wait, let me infacetigate this news.
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taking a shit on someone from a perch high above. aka porch or rooftop
damn did you see me knock that bitch out with a rustyfalcon.
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