Merloment

What is Merloment?


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noun; A minute portion of time where your judgement was affected by the consumption of too much wine.

Northwestern, U.S., valley term derived from the word merlot and moment. Merlot: A dry red wine made from a widely grown grape originally used in the Bordeaux region of France for blending; or the grape itself. Moment: A brief period of time.

At the party agreeing with his girlfriend that "Her ass really does look bigger in those jeans" was an urrealized merloment for Jim.

See graceless, awkward, clumsy


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