What is Merloment?
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noun; A minute portion of time where your judgement was affected by the consumption of too much wine.
Northwestern, U.S., valley term derived from the word merlot and moment. Merlot: A dry red wine made from a widely grown grape originally used in the Bordeaux region of France for blending; or the grape itself. Moment: A brief period of time.
At the party agreeing with his girlfriend that "Her ass really does look bigger in those jeans" was an urrealized merloment for Jim.
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