What is Mernie?
1.
A drunken older man who verbally abuses his wife, beats his children, yells at everyone, smashes up vehicles, sometimes doesn't bathe for up to a week at a time, yet thinks his sh*t doesn't stink and that he can do no wrong. Also thinks he is the ultimate authority on everything.
"My father-in-law has had several car crashes, yet still tells others how to drive."
"Gosh, what a Mernie!"
See
Random Words:
1.
when a girl is giving head slides her lips and teeth up and down the shaft of ur penis
that hoe gave me such a good etheopion flute
Se..
1.
When accepting defeat in a conversation. Ali G style izzle.
Julie-"Hey stop fuckin Naomi Cambell shes a dog"
Ali-"Fair ..
1.
The death that all humanity faces when men watch porn and jack off so much that our groinalregion becomes insensitive and our balls must..
