Mernie

What is Mernie?


1.

A drunken older man who verbally abuses his wife, beats his children, yells at everyone, smashes up vehicles, sometimes doesn't bathe for up to a week at a time, yet thinks his sh*t doesn't stink and that he can do no wrong. Also thinks he is the ultimate authority on everything.

"My father-in-law has had several car crashes, yet still tells others how to drive."

"Gosh, what a Mernie!"

See joke, know it all, control freak, dirty, lazy


73

Random Words:

1. A word that is the sweetest way to score 15 pts in Scrabble. To really astonish your friends with your mad Scrabble skills, use on a tr..
1. a play on words towards zomg and/or zomf. it is used in a surpising or sudden sense. in rare cases it can be said in a comedic or sarcas..
1. a person who has zits all over there body. he took off his shirt and had zits all over, its a zit bodysuit. See zits, zots, zats, chon..