Merphed

What is Merphed?


1.

The feeling of being stoned after consuming copious amounts of baked goods containing THC, usually in brownie-form.

Dude, I am so fuckin' merphed.

I'm too merphed to move!

I'm so merphed right now. Basically incapable of speech.

See stoned, ripped, high, pot, marijuana, hash, brownies


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