What is Merphed?
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The feeling of being stoned after consuming copious amounts of baked goods containing THC, usually in brownie-form.
Dude, I am so fuckin' merphed.
I'm too merphed to move!
I'm so merphed right now. Basically incapable of speech.
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The period of time right after you smoke and feel really high. Taken from the FIFA 2005 soundtrack, from the group Air.
"Yo if we ..
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One who only eats / enjoys vagina
Person 1: I enjoy all meats
Person 2: I'm a Vagiterian
See eat, out, vagina, love, woman..
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Asessing ones legitness.
"Dude, after you made out with that guy I had to take your legibility down a few notches"
"Oh,..
