What is Merphed?
1.
The feeling of being stoned after consuming copious amounts of baked goods containing THC, usually in brownie-form.
Dude, I am so fuckin' merphed.
I'm too merphed to move!
I'm so merphed right now. Basically incapable of speech.
See
Random Words:
1.
one who has become 'touched' by the planes (whether they originate from elsewhere in the multiverse or not).
(ref. 'tou..
1.
to want to fuck her
the skank wanted me to throw her the lumber last night.
See lumber, sex, trees, fuck, logging..