What is Merpig?
1.
A creature that thinks it's half fish and half pig and likes to be inexplicably rolled around the floor in satin pyjamas.
A merpig typically wakes after a night of drinking, flexes its frotters, squeals and then organises a series of high powered events for a major art gallery.
"Seen the merpig lately?"
"Yeah, we went for a few drinks and then she withdrew into a sleeping bag oinking and wriggling her snout."
See
Random Words:
1.
the act of being a douchebag
Shawn was totally rosebudding last night when he knew i was beating him at guitar so he smacked mine out o..
1.
to wrap a hankercheif around your penis when masturbating, thus causing a heating sensation as the cloth rubs against your penis's ..
