What is Merpig?
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A creature that thinks it's half fish and half pig and likes to be inexplicably rolled around the floor in satin pyjamas.
A merpig typically wakes after a night of drinking, flexes its frotters, squeals and then organises a series of high powered events for a major art gallery.
"Seen the merpig lately?"
"Yeah, we went for a few drinks and then she withdrew into a sleeping bag oinking and wriggling her snout."
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Term for any police officer.No matter what the race
I hate those pussy crackers
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a word used to answer a very stupid question
Q:Hey is it hot in summer?
A:Duhhh nope, Derka-derka OF COURSE YOU F'IN MORON!
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