Merpire

What is Merpire?

Cross between a vampire and a mermaid. A mermaid with fangs.

A merpire drained a surfer yesterday.

See vampire, mermaid, fantasy, surfers, crazy

Profistional

1. A Profistional refers to someone who fists professionally, a professional fister, someone that punches ass, smacks the hole, beats the b..

Ltpr

1. Acronym for Long Term Professional Relationship. Describes an arrangement between a hobbyist and an escort that survives an extended per..

Ass Map

1. The map of ones ass. Exhibit A: Dude i got a pimple on my ass Exhibit B: DUDE WHERE IS IT!?!?!? Exhibit A: I don't know check th..

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