Merpire

What is Merpire?

Cross between a vampire and a mermaid. A mermaid with fangs.

A merpire drained a surfer yesterday.

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The Chocolate Donut

1. While banging your girlfriend on top, quickly pull out and dip your asshole on her forehead, creating a donut shaped ring. Juice just c..

Quickster

1. Being able to get girls in the sack quick. Did you see that quickster in action? It only took him 5 minutes to get that girl to his bed..

Vagimancy

1. Description: Skill most sexy women posses and use it for their own gain. Use: Seducing the males (in case of homosexuality, other fema..

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