Merps

What is Merps?

It is a common nickname given to a beloved friend which literally means, In "Dutch" - a Sperm Rapist.

"Hey Merps.. MY little merpy werpy woo, you gone done poo poos in your pants again? Thats no good. You know I will always love you."

or

"Hey I am going to call you merps from now on because of that filthy act you did the other night!"

See sperm, cum, rape, rapist, milk, ivf

sperm

Dylan has a lot of merps!

See Dylan

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