Merps

What is Merps?

It is a common nickname given to a beloved friend which literally means, In "Dutch" - a Sperm Rapist.

"Hey Merps.. MY little merpy werpy woo, you gone done poo poos in your pants again? Thats no good. You know I will always love you."

or

"Hey I am going to call you merps from now on because of that filthy act you did the other night!"

See sperm, cum, rape, rapist, milk, ivf

sperm

Dylan has a lot of merps!

See Dylan

3/13/37

1. 1337 day. 3/13/37=31337 or Elite. So we gotta wait 20 years for 1337 day. 3/13/37 is 1337 day. See 1337, march, 13, omg!, ghey, stro..

Mexican Popcicle

1. Hot Tamale, preferably from a road side vendor. "hey Chico, pull over to that Roach Coach, I wanna get a dozen Mexican popcicles.&..

Val It Up

1. To make up a completely new word and claim that it has some kind of connotation rooted in slang/urban culture with complete disregard fo..

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