Merrick

What is Merrick?


1.

Merrick is a wealthy town on the southshore of Long Island. With extravegent houses in the south, west, and north. It is surrounded by Freeport(ghetto),Roosevelt(ghetto), Uniondale(almost all ghetto), East Meadow (not ghetto), and Bellmore (just plain old trashy but beautiful in parts). It is mostly populated by Jews with a small percentage of Catholics. Therefore the Public Schools are filled with Jappy girls and horny boys. If you visit Merrick all you will find are open house parties along the open bay. Parts of Merrick include South Merrick, Merrick Woods, and North Merrick. And recently the town added those stupid little signs trying to give each section a name for example, "Merrick Lea" but it didn't work. The teens weekends consist of parties at the grammar schools for example drinking at Fayette, smoking at Chatterton, and sex at Birch. Good times in the little South Shore town.

Party in Merrick tonight. Oh Yea where? Up at Fayette. But then we'll probally end up on the bay.

See jews, japs, bay, canal, drinking, sex, drugs

2.

A swelling of the facial area resulting in total humiliation from your friends

"Oh my god what has happened to your face?" "I have got a proper Merrick on at the moment, i look like a right spak !!!"

See proctor, chumby, chonson, gutz, klutz, spak

3.

1) Surname of the Elephant Man, Joseph Carey Merrick (5 August 1862–11 April 1890)

2} A boy's Name, most commonly used in Scandinavian countries.

3) Merrick (2000) the seventh book in Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles series.

They named their child Merrick.

See elephant man, anne rice, vampire, book

4.

nice on the east border but crap on the west. surrounded by roosevelt and freeport on one side and the other side bellmore and wantagh. merrick is not the best place to be. unless your in south or on the east side.

roosevelt,freeport,and uniondale are retty hard ass. Wantagh,bellmore and seaford...have never seen a car under under 30,000. that explains itrrick leans more towrds the west side

See merrick, ny, roosevelt, freeport, uniondale, nassau

5.

A hippie who is emo. Smells very bad and masterbates to the sound of kittens mewing.

Kitty: Mew mew!

A Merrick: O_O GOTTA GO!

See masterbate, hippie, emo, smelly, fool


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