Merrickous Edit Meaning

1. A term given to a man who watches so much porn it's fucking gay. Eric never comes out anymore, he's too busy masturbating and..

1. The act of remaining seated while a nearby phone rings. I was sitting on my ass at the computer when the phone began to ring, and I dec..

1. When a person experiences a lot of pain, usually when stubbing a toe on something or banging your head on a wall. "Hey, what'..