Merrimac, Ma Edit Meaning

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The town where the only sketchy thing that ever happens is 10 year olds sitting on the sidewalk trying to speak ghetto.

You have officially entered a place where nothing happens (except some old lady attempting to smother her husband with a pillow. she failed.), welcome.

"My town is so quiet and lame,"

"At least you don't live in Merrimac, MA..."

See nothing, boring, ma