What is Merry Fistmas?
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a joyous greeting during holiday seasons to avoid being politically 'incorrect' and/offending people.
dunnock never cared for traditional holidays like valentines day or christmas. emo boys like to be 'different' so he came up with the phrase 'Merry Fistmas!'
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A sudden onset of fear that people are quoting Mark Zandi too much.
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