Merry Fucking Christmas

What is Merry Fucking Christmas?

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1. Said when one is sabotaged/0wned/h4x0rd/etc around the Christmas season.

2.Also works with other holidays

1. "Oh, you got into a wreck? Merry Fucking Christmas!"

2. We got salmonella from those eggs. Happy Fucking Easter!

2a. What? Y2K bug!? Happy Fucking Millenium

and so on and so on

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