Merry Widow

What is Merry Widow?


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1. When a dude ejaculates on a chick's face and then kills himself.

2. A corset-like undergarment meant to slim the waist.

1. A Man 1: I gave this bitch a merry widow

Man 2: No you didn't dipshit -- you wouldn't be talking to me.

B. Woman 1 (smiling): My husband died last night

Woman 2: Oh I am so sorry to hear that! Your skin is drying out btw.

Woman 1: Oh he gave me a merry widow, tee hee!

2. I am shopping Victoria's Secret and can't choose between a merry widow and a babydoll.

See widow, corset, babydoll, one-eyed pirate, death


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